Sci­ence FAQ:

Q: What do you get when you cross an ele­phant and a grape?
A: Ele­phant x Grape x sin(alpha)
Q: What do you get when you cross an Ele­phant and a moun­tain climber?
A: You can’t cross a vec­tor and a scaler!

Q: What is the dif­fer­ence between a Quan­tum The­o­rist and a Beauty Ther­a­pist?
A: The Quan­tum The­o­rist uses Planck’s Con­stant as a foun­da­tion, whereas the Beauty Ther­a­pist uses Max Factor.

Q: Why does e^x hate going to par­ties?
A: Because no mat­ter how hard he tries, he always fails to integrate.

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