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PhD Comics, didn’t include DOIs in their recent bibliography of Christmas-related citations. For lazy people, compiled list is below.

The Brookhaven team, has been refining techniques to use strands of artificial DNA as a highly specific kind of Velcro or glue to link up nanoparticles. Such DNA-based self-assembly holds promise for the rational design of a range of new materials for applications in molecular separation, electronics, energy conversion, and other fields.

Tip #1: Walk fast when on campus and explain to colleagues that you cannot go out to lunch because you are busy responding to law review editors’ comments on your manuscript.

Scientists, at IBM Research – Almaden, in collaboration with colleagues from Lawrence Berkeley National Lab, have performed the first near real-time cortical simulation of the brain that exceeds the scale of a cat cortex and contains 1 billion spiking neurons and 10 trillion individual learning synapses.

Below is a prototype script for batch article submission. Perhaps, one can find it very useful

Influenza virus H1N1 had mutated to A/H1N1-PR Transmitted via TV, newspapers and Internet. Be prepared!

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, and point a hair dryer at passing cars… see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice! Every time someone asks you to do something… Ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for …