1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sun­glasses on, and point a hair dryer at pass­ing cars… see if they slow down.
2. Page your­self over the inter­com. Don’t dis­guise your voice!
3. Every time some­one asks you to do some­thing… Ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the cof­fee maker for at leat three weeks. Once every­one has got­ten over their caf­feine addic­tions… Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo field of all your checks, write “For Marijuana”
6. Skip down the hall rather than walk… And see how many looks you get.
7. Order a diet water when­ever you go out to eat…, with a seri­ous face.
8. Spec­ify that your Drive-through order is… “To Go”.
9. Sing along at the Opera.
10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t sttend their party because you “Have a headache”.
11. When the money comes out of the ATM … Scream ”I Won !.. I Won!”
12. When leav­ing the Zoo, start run­ning towards the park­ing lot, yelling “Run for your lives! They’re Loose!”
13. Tell your kids over din­ner, “Due to the econ­omy, we are going to have to let one of you go”.

    And the final way to keep a healthy level of insan­ity…
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