Science FAQ:

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a grape?
A: Elephant x Grape x sin(alpha)
Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a mountain climber?
A: You can’t cross a vector and a scaler!

Q: What is the difference between a Quantum Theorist and a Beauty Therapist?
A: The Quantum Theorist uses Planck’s Constant as a foundation, whereas the Beauty Therapist uses Max Factor.

Q: Why does e^x hate going to parties?
A: Because no matter how hard he tries, he always fails to integrate.

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